My Dog Is Fat

There's no gallery.
Yet. On purpose.

A gallery of nobody's dogs is just an empty room with good lighting. We'd rather wait for a few real ones than fill it with stock photography and pretend.

What counts as a story here

Not two photos you paired up yourself — the weigh-ins you've already logged, first one against the most recent. If your dog's dashboard shows a real number going down over real weeks, that's the whole qualification. A photo is optional. Nice to have, never required.

How this actually
works right now.

01

You email us

Two lines about your dog, a photo if you want one attached. Nothing gets uploaded anywhere by an app — you're just sending an email, same as any other.

02

We check back

Nothing you send goes public on the strength of the email alone. We'll ask you directly, separately, before anything with your dog (or you, if you're in frame) appears anywhere.

03

Then the gallery

Once enough real stories exist to not launch an empty room, we build it properly — moderated, consented, credited however you want. This page is how it gets seeded.

Logged at least two weigh-ins with a real gap between them? You've already got a before and after — the number's sitting on your dashboard right now.